i wish you were a shirt. then i crumple you, crush you, dirty you and then off to the washing machine you go. then i will pour powder and turn the machine on. and then you will go in circle as the machine starts spinning. if that makes you dizzy, good! cause you are in for more treat. after that water will start coming out. drowning you, cleaning you. after that the tumble-dry system starts doing its job. blowing hot air through you. making you feel hot, sweaty and uncomfortable. i wont press the off button until you shrink to size zero.

okay stop, now i sound like a lose serial killer. in conclusion, yours truly is not happy at someone right now. Period.